CHOMP: we gotZ biters!

We at BIFFLE give the entries below the first-ever GOLDENGRILLZ AWARD for their tireless posting into the blogosphere, banking on the sheer hopes that MO will someday become their best friend, too. We know what that's like, buster(s). We at BIFFLE salute you!

• "To Our Wanna Be B.F.F. Michelle Obama"
• "michelle obama, my hero"
• "Michelle Obama: Women's New Best Friend?"
  

Seek, but don't stalk. Carpe Diem.

ps: We are totally kidding, some of these articles predate the existence of this site!